Keitarou's Adventures 1: Keitarou is Bored A bright sunny day over a wide field of grass just near Konoha, Keitarou wanders... Feeling a little light headed with his carefree nature he lay on the grass staring at the clear blue sky. "Im bored" he said lazily. "My friends aren't around yet, i need to entertain myself for a while" thinking deeply on how to make himself occupied.
Then suddenly an idea hit him "why don't i make clones to play with". He smirk at his crazy idea and pose up for the shadow clone stance. "KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU" he chanted out, and 3 clouds puffed out in front of him. After the cloud dissipates there were 3 perfectly shaped clones of himself. Keitarou looks pleased with the clones.
(clones will be referred as Kei1, Kei2, and Kei3)
He stared at the 3 clones and said "wow Keitarou clones, you look perverted as ever". The 3 clones laughed out with his remark. "so what are we gonna do now?" asked Kei1, "hmm actually i haven't planned that far yet, i was thinking that i could consult you guys" said Keitarou as he crossed his arms. "why don't we beat the crap out of each other to see who's the best Keitarou?" blurted Kei3, "yea thats a great idea Kei3, i haven't stretched my lazy bones for a while" Keitarou recalls, "wait a minute, its kinda unfair for us clones" said Kei2 with a troubled look. "why whats the matter Kei2, you chickening out?" Keitarou said with a provoking voice. "Hey who's afraid you fucktard? im just saying its kinda unfair coz shadow clones can only take 1 hit to be beaten" Kei2 angrily replies. The other two clones looked at one another and they seem to agree with Kei3. "Ahh iv got an idea you stupid pervs, why don't you 3 chicken-wusses team up against me, lets have a handicap match 3 vs 1 hows that sound?" Keitarou said arrogantly. The 3 clones hurdled at each other and had their private meeting. *Tch! stupid bitches* Keitarou thought. After a few minutes the 3 clones break up and faced Keitarou. "Okay we agree on the terms" Kei1 proudly tells. "bout time" Keitarou says while cracking up his knuckles. The 3 clones made their battle stances with a serious look on their faces. *these asswipes have sumthing planned* a chill went down on Keitarou's spine. *but nevertheless the original is much better than the clones, i can kick their sorry asses anytime anywhere*.
Suddenly a strong wind blows and the grasses sway around them, fallen leaves swirl around the combatants *i'd better play defence, while i determine their plan* Keitarou said to himself while keeping a sharp eye on the 3 clones. An ominous atmosphere surround the whole place as they waited out on who will make the first move.
(to be continued when im not feeling lazy) xD
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